Untitled Joutogi fic

"What do you have against me?"

Let's see.  You humiliated me, beat me, made me wear a dog suit, and humiliated me.  And let's not forget the fact that you like my sister."  The blond glared at the brunette.

"But that has nothing to do with the rest of it!  You're going to deny your sister fun because I made a bad first impression?"

"She enjoys going out with Honda, so I don't know what you're talking about.  Besides," Jounouchi added, "You're too much of a womanizer.  I'm not going to let you hurt Shizuka."

Otogi pleaded with him.  "You don't know what I'm like when I'm with someone I like.  My cheerleaders have moved on and I haven't been hitting on anyone else."

"You move too fast for her."

"Jounouchi!  I am a perfect gentleman!"

"Prove it," Jounouchi dared.

"What?  You want me to go on a date with you to show how I'd act with Shizuka-chan?"

Jounouchi, not sure what possessed him to go along with that interpretation of his words, nodded.

"Ok," Otogi said after a pause.  "I'll pick you up at seven."


It wasn't what Jounouchi had expected, although Otogi was being the gentleman he claimed he was.  They had gone out for dinner - and not to a fast food joint - and then Otogi had taken him to a museum exhibit.  Then there was a walk in the park, with Otogi playing gallant beau and holding Jounouchi's arm.  He made small talk - asked about dueling, asked about school, asked about family, and bragged about the success of DDM.

It was almost ten when Otogi escorted Jounouchi home.  They paused outside the apartment door.  What was the proper thing to do? Jounouchi wondered.  Ask him in, if most TV shows were to be believed.  But Jounouchi didn't want Otogi to see the squalor of his home and worse.  His father was home.

Otogi seemed to sense that something was wrong.  "Don't I get a kiss good night?" he asked in a teasing tone.

"Bastard!  Not on a first date!" Jounouchi replied, blushing.

"But if this is going to be the only date I have to take what I can," Otogi commented.  What he took was Jounouchi's face.  He held it gently between both hands and kissed him.

The word "goodnight" floated behind him as he left.


"So, can I go out with Shizuka-chan?" the brunette demanded the next day.

"No," Jounouchi replied firmly.

"Why not?" Otogi protested.  "Wasn't I a gentleman like I said?"

"Except for the end, yeah."

"You're saying no because I kissed you?  I was pretending you were a real date," Otogi said in dismay.

"Aside from the fact that I'd already said no," Jounouchi said with a glare, "You're not dating my sister while you kiss that badly."

Otogi pushed his hair back with an impatient, frustrated sigh.  "Do you kiss Honda to test him?" he asked sarcastically.

"Yes."

Otogi blinked a long moment.  "You're not serious...."

"Yes I am," Jounouchi said, practically daring Otogi to laugh.  "We've had sex a few times we were roughing each other up.  So I know how he'll treat Shizuka if they're ever in that type of situation and I know what he's like."

"So if I have sex with you I can date her?" Otogi asked incredulously.

Jounouchi smirked.  "Yes," he said, joking.

"Fine," Otogi said.  "If that's what it takes."  He grabbed the front of Jounouchi's shirt and dragged him close for a kiss completely unlike the one from the previous night.

"Jackass!" Jounouchi cried when he could pull away.  "Not out in the street where anyone can see!"

With an almost mocking bow, Otogi swept him into Black Crown and up to the apartment above it, locking the door behind them.

Jounouchi jumped slightly at the seemingly loud click of the lock.

"Nervous?" Otogi asked with a smirk.  "I thought you said you'd done this before."

"Never on purpose.  It just kinda... happened."

Otogi walked up behind him and wrapped his arms around Jounouchi's waist.  "So just relax and let this happen too," he purred in Jounouchi's ear.

"What makes you think I'm going to let you...?!"

Otogi laughed softly, breath puffing against the blonde's ear.  "You want to see how I'd treat Shizuka-chan, don't you?" he asked.

"Ye--es...." Jounouchi said slowly, thought departing as Otogi kissed his neck.


A while later the pair was tangled sweatily on Otogi's bed.  The brunette raised himself up on one arm to look down at Jounouchi.  "Well?" he asked, brushing a strand of Jounouchi's hair back.

"Definitely better than last night...." Jounouchi answered, still not quite coherent.

"Thank you," Otogi answered with a smile.  "And Shizuka-chan?"

"If you touch her like that I'll kill you," Jounouchi answered.

Otogi pulled away furiously.  "You said...!"

"I said you could date her," Jounouchi said seriously.  "If you try to have sex with her I'll kill you."

"So if I want sex I have to come to you?"

Jounouchi hesitated.  "If it keeps you from trying anything, yes," he decided firmly.

Otogi laughed and patted Jounouchi's butt.  "All right then.  I believe I'll take you up on it."


"Sugoi yo, oniichan!" Shizuka called, from her spot between Honda and Otogi.  She clapped her hands and ran to meet Jounouchi as he exited the dueling arena.  "You got all the way to the finals!"

"Not a bad match, Katsuya-kun," Otogi said with a smile, twirling a lock of his hair, the other arm around Shizuka.

"Bastard!  I've told you not to call me that!" Jounouchi said, blushing.

"But it's cute.  And a good puppy should have a cute name," Otogi explained.

"Puppy!" Jounouchi spluttered, hands fisting.  "You want a go at me?" he asked, raising his fists.

"Not here," Otogi answered with a smirk and a sparkle in his eyes.

Jounouchi twitched, glaring at Otogi.

"Come on, Otogi-san," Shizuka said, putting a hand on his arm.  "Don't tease niichan!"

"Sorry, Shizuka-chan.  Let's take him out for ice cream to apologize."


"This makes every night this week," Jounouchi said with a scowl, opening the door for Otogi.

The brunette shrugged.  "You're intriguing when you duel," he answered, stepping inside and deftly avoiding the mess without comment.

"And you've never had any excuse about Shizuka," Jounouchi continued, eyes narrow.  "What's going on here?"

"Well, if I'm getting free sex--"

"You're NOT GETTING FREE SEX!" Jounouchi shouted.  "I agreed to sleep with you so you wouldn't try and get Shizuka in bed.  No other reason.  My dueling isn't why I let you...."  He broke off, embarrassed by what he and Otogi did, even though he was only talking to Otogi.

"The deal was that you have sex with me so I don't go after Shizuka-chan.  So, when I get turned on I go after you instead." Otogi shrugged, walking through the living room to Jounouchi's room.  "She insists on watching you duel, and you're just sexy when you're all confident.  It doesn't happen often, so I have to make use of it when it does."

Jounouchi shook with something akin to rage, then abruptly stopped, bearing seeming defeated.  "As long as you leave Shizuka alone...."  He sat on the bed and pulled his shirt off.

Otogi strode to the bed and grabbed Jounouchi's face.  "I already told you that I'm a gentleman.  I'm not going to push Shizuka-chan into having sex with me if you don't.  If you want uncomplicated reasoning, you're really good in bed."  The brunette scowled.

"Good!  Get out!" Jounouchi exclaimed, then winced.  "No.  No, I gave my word."

"And I'm letting you out of it, you stupid puppy!" Otogi countered.

"No," Jounouchi repeated.  "You need some outlet."

"I have hands," Otogi said drily.

"But after being with someone else, being with only yourself can be a letdown."

After a moment, Otogi smirked.  "So that's what this is about.  You like it but you don't want to admit it."

"That's not it!" Jounouchi protested, but he flushed deeply.

"Well," Otogi said after a moment, "Since I'm here and you're offering I may as well take you up on it."


"You know it's strange," Shizuka commented, sipping her drink as she and Jounouchi sat in a diner together.  "Otogi-san hasn't tried anything yet."

"I'd say that's good," Jounouchi replied emphatically.

Shizuka smiled.  "I know you do.  But we've been dating for almost a month.  He hasn't even tried to kiss me!  Honda-san kisses me all the time."

Jounouchi's eyes narrowed and he started to think of what he was going to do to Honda.  "Where does he kiss you?"

"Everywhere," Shizuka admitted with a blush.  "In the park, at the movies, in the museum...."

Jounouchi breathed a sigh of relief until she continued.

"What I like best is when he nibbles on my ear when we slow dance.  But Otogi-san doesn't even TRY to kiss me."  She looked distressed.  "Doesn't he want to, nii-chan?"

Through speechless rage at his best friend, Jounouchi couldn't answer.  "Honda, you bastard!" he finally burst out.

Shizuka blushed, looking around the diner at all the patrons who were now staring at them.  She grabbed Jounouchi's hand and dragged him out to a nearby park.  Due to rain, they had it to themselves.  "What's wrong?" she asked.

Jounouchi barely seemed to hear.  "Do I have to offer to have sex with him too?" he muttered.  "If it keeps him off as well as it keeps Otogi...."

Shizuka looked at him in shock.  "You've been having sex with Otogi-san?"

Jounouchi looked up guiltily, suddenly remembering where he was and who he was with.  He nodded.

"So that he wouldn't have sex with me?"

He nodded again.

There was a pause.  "Don't I get any say in the matter?" Shizuka demanded.  "Have you been having sex with Honda-san too?"

"No!  Honda and I haven't had sex in a while!"

There was another pause.  "Nii-chan, I don't think I want to date your friends anymore."  She started walking away, then turned.  "And what I do with my boyfriends is between me and them.  You don't get to decide what I do!"

"Shizuka!" Jounouchi called after her, but she didn't turn.  Shoulders slumping, he went home.  There were signs of his father, but the sot wasn't there.  Jounouchi locked himself in his room, wondering when the other boys were going to come and kill him.


There was a knock on the door.  Jounouchi woke from his half-sleep and hurried to open it.

It was Otogi.

"What do you want?" Jounouchi asked wearily.

"I thought you knew THAT by now," Otogi said with a smirk, sauntering in and avoiding the mess.

"You haven't seen Shizuka, then?" the blond asked, hoping that he could escape the night without a beating.

"Just came from her house, actually," Otogi said with a shrug.

"And you still just want to screw me?" Jounouchi asked in bewilderment.

There was another shrug.  "She told me that if I'd rather have sex with you than really be her boyfriend I should just go for it."  He spread his arms.  "So here I am.  Where's the sex?"

Jounouchi just looked at him incredulously.  "You'd rather have me than Shizuka?" he asked.

Otogi sighed and walked over, pressing his forehead against the blond's.  "Strange isn't it?" he said softly.  "But you're actually not that bad a guy, and I really could do worse for someone to finally come to terms with my sexuality with."

He pulled back.  "You look cute in a dog suit and you have a nice ass.  Shizuka's cute and all, but I think I was trying to pretend that I wasn't attracted to you."  He gave another shrug.  "Since she pushed me, I decided to be honest.  I WOULD rather have sex with you than be her boyfriend."

Jounouchi leaned on a chair, seemingly unable to take it all in.  "What if I say no?  If you're not dating Shizuka anymore our deal is off."

Otogi glided closer again, taking Jounouchi's face in his hands.  "Do you really want to say no?" he asked.

Jounouchi opened his mouth to say the word, then closed it again.  He looked into Otogi's eyes, and finally just kissed him.

Otogi returned the kiss, hands running down Jounouchi's neck and chest to take the other boy's hands in his own.  He led the way to Jounouchi's room.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yuugiou