1 In the beginning, God sat in front of his computer and thought about the world He wanted to create. ²And God typed "Let there be light;" and there was Light. ³But with the light came a thing that was the absence of light. And God said "I didn't create this!" and tried to delete it, but it would not delete. ⁴SoGod separated the light and its absence and called its absence Darkness.

⁵And God made the code for the Sky, and a reflection of the sky appeared beneath it. And God began to understand what was going on. ⁶And He looked at the reflection of the sky and called it Earth, and He saw that it was barren. ⁷SoGod made the programs for all sorts of plants and animals to flourish on the earth, and every living thing had a destroyer, every predator a prey, and every life had a death. ⁸And God said "This is because I'm working in BINARY."

⁹And God created the Sun in the sky to bring heat to the earth, and another sphere appeared in the sky; one which loved the darkness and cooled the earth. ¹⁰So God called the second sphere Moon. He called the time of the sun and light Day, and the moon ruled over Night.

¹¹Then God set forth to create a Human, and Man and Woman appeared before Him. ¹²And God wrote their programs to make them love and be kind and care for one another. But with this was written hatred and jealousy and the desire to hurt.

2 And the Man and Woman came together and brought forth more Humans and later they died. And the children lived and died, and loved and hated, and cared and hurt as their parents did.

²And God sat back and watched his program run; and He saw that for every blessing there was a curse, and for every beauty was an ugliness, and for every great joy there was a deep sadness. ³And God nodded, pleased with His programming. ⁴And He said "It is good" and hit the save button.